LIL DICKYEx-Boyfriend

Verse 1

Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell

And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell

And I don't fall for chickens

But this one a little different

Body sickening,

plus she really good at making breaded chicken

got me thinkin she the one man

even fully clothed, shawty really fun man

get a lotta hos, but none of those come close

I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd

oh yeah there's one more thing

and I know this shit gonna sound insane

but I still haven't hit it

I admit it, I wish I was kidding

Never been up inside before

Because shes only fucked one guy before

and though I really wanna boink this whore

she ma sweetie 3.14

so I'm stayin patient, and masturbating,

and now ma heart is sorta racing

cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out

I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,

and he seem to know who Katie is

So I say "who this" and she say

dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"

Chorus 1

and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes

cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod

Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god

And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww

Awww damn

Verse 2

Man this is crazy

I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady

I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades

And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay

And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay

Even though I was about to get laid!

Man this mafucka look like Ashton

Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman

In other words, he's so damn attractive

So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him

now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him

And he payin for it all, he investment bankin...

I'm acting, like i ain't distracted

but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin

and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss

mid stream, I look left and guess who it is

and I had to see, and I was mad discrete

and I got on my toes and I took a little peek

oh my god becky, look at that cock

Chorus 2

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes

Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life

And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate

Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate

And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt

Aw damn

Verse 3

I don't know what to do

dude's dick is really huge

I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth

I know she's missin that

My penis isn't that

I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a dick

Now what the fuck is that

It's so long and thick

It's like a punching bag

I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing

Got ma dick looking like a raisin

Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy

What the fuck should I do?

He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru....

I think it's time to

Tell Katie ma goodbyes

Cuz I simply can't survive

After seeing what was in between his thighs

So I tell her

Chorus 3

that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend

I had to move ma neck to see it end to end

I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

Because the sex with him must have been the best

And I would say let's just be friends,

but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say

because I dated this dude in second grade

so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd

and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped

and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came,

I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn.

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下面是更多關(guān)于前男友ex的問答

LIL DICKY—Ex-Boyfriend

Verse 1

Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell

And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell

And I don't fall for chickens

But this one a little different

Body sickening,

plus she really good at making breaded chicken

got me thinkin she the one man

even fully clothed, shawty really fun man

get a lotta hos, but none of those come close

I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd

oh yeah there's one more thing

and I know this shit gonna sound insane

but I still haven't hit it

I admit it, I wish I was kidding

Never been up inside before

Because shes only fucked one guy before

and though I really wanna boink this whore

she ma sweetie 3.14

so I'm stayin patient, and masturbating,

and now ma heart is sorta racing

cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out

I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,

and he seem to know who Katie is

So I say "who this" and she say

dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"

Chorus 1

and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes

cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod

Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god

And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww

Awww damn

Verse 2

Man this is crazy

I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady

I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades

And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay

And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay

Even though I was about to get laid

Man this mafucka look like Ashton

Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman

In other words, he's so damn attractive

So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him

now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him

And he payin for it all, he investment bankin...

I'm acting, like i ain't distracted

but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin

and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss

mid stream, I look left and guess who it is

and I had to see, and I was mad discrete

and I got on my toes and I took a little peek

oh my god becky, look at that cock

Chorus 2

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes

Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life

And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate

Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate

And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt

Aw damn

Verse 3

I don't know what to do

dude's dick is really huge

I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth

I know she's missin that

My penis isn't that

I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a dick

Now what the fuck is that

It's so long and thick

It's like a punching bag

I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing

Got ma dick looking like a raisin

Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy

What the fuck should I do?

He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru....

I think it's time to

Tell Katie ma goodbyes

Cuz I simply can't survive

After seeing what was in between his thighs

So I tell her

Chorus 3

that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend

I had to move ma neck to see it end to end

I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

Because the sex with him must have been the best

And I would say let's just be friends,

but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say

because I dated this dude in second grade

so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd

and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped

and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came,

I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn. LILDICKY—Ex-Boyfriend Verse1 NowIbeendatinthisgirlnamedKatie,shehotashell Andherbodycrazy,vaginashavenanditdontsmell AndIdon'tfallforchickens Butthisonealittledifferent Bodysickening, plusshereallygoodatmakingbreadedchicken gotmethinkinshetheoneman evenfullyclothed,shawtyreallyfunman getalottahos,butnoneofthosecomeclose IswearthisthemostthatI'vefeltsodamnexposedddd ohyeahthere'sonemorething andIknowthisshitgonnasoundinsane butIstillhaven'thitit Iadmitit,IwishIwaskidding Neverbeenupinsidebefore Becauseshesonlyfuckedoneguybefore andthoughIreallywannaboinkthiswhore shemasweetie3.14 soI'mstayinpatient,andmasturbating, andnowmaheartissortaracing cuzshesaidtonightwillbethenightwedosomefornicating hellyeah,I'mdown,i'mbouttogoallout I'mgonnapoundthatcrazy,likeanelaborateblackmanhandshake Butonthewaytocrib,wepassthiskid, andheseemtoknowwhoKatieis SoIsay"whothis"andshesay dicky,thisismyexboyfriendJim" Chorus1 andIain'tusuallytheonetobethejealoustype butasI'mlookinatthisdudeIcan'tbelievemyeyes cuzhe'sthebestlookingguythatI'veseeninmywholelife He'sgotthethickestheadofhair,chiseledjaw,anegregiousbod ManthistheclosestthingI'veseentoaGreciangod AndnowI'mlookinatmachick,cuzhisdick'sbeeninsideherrawww Awwwdamn Verse2 Manthisiscrazy Ican'tbelievethisguyusedtofuckmalady IbetheleftthatpussyravagedlikeHaiti Katie'shugginandsqueezinghisshoulderblades AndI'mbugginandqueasy,thisaintokay Andthentheysay,"let'sgetdrinks"soIsayokay EventhoughIwasabouttogetlaid ManthismafuckalooklikeAshton CombinedwitalilHughJackman Inotherwords,he'ssodamnattractive Sodamntanhegottahavealittleblackinhim nowI'minthebackwithim,sippinonsomeyakwithim Andhepayinforitall,heinvestmentbankin... I'macting,likeiain'tdistracted butI'mreenactinghimandKatiebangin andnowI'mfeelinpissed,soIgoandtakeapiss midstream,Ilookleftandguesswhoitis andIhadtosee,andIwasmaddiscrete andIgotonmytoesandItookalittlepeek ohmygodbecky,lookatthatcock Chorus2 AndIain'tusuallytheonetobethejealoustype ButasI'mlookinathisdick,Icantbelievemeeyes Becausehe'sgotthebiggestcockthatI'veseeninmywholelife AndnowI'mstarinatthisdude'ssoftdickwithalottahate Becausetheshitisplus8likeJonandKate AndIdon'tknowifIcandatemagirlaftertonighttttt Awdamn Verse3 Idon'tknowwhattodo dude'sdickisreallyhuge Ididn'trealizeapeniscouldbesosmooth Iknowshe'smissinthat Mypenisisn'tthat I'mlookincloserIthinkthathisdickhasabs Sixpackonadick Nowwhatthefuckisthat It'ssolongandthick It'slikeapunchingbag I'msayinit'ssoshaven,headisamazing Gotmadicklookinglikearaisin Skintoneinsane,manhe'shunglikesaddamhussain,itscraazzy WhatthefuckshouldIdo? HegottaRuth'sChrisdick,andmine'sadrivethru.... Ithinkit'stimeto TellKatiemagoodbyes CuzIsimplycan'tsurvive Afterseeingwhatwasinbetweenhisthighs SoItellher Chorus3 thatthisdude'sgottadickthatIdon'tcomprehend Ihadtomovemanecktoseeitendtoend Imeanthephysicsofhisdickjustdon'tmakeanysense AndIthinkit'sforthebestifthiscomestoanend Becausethesexwithhimmusthavebeenthebest AndIwouldsaylet'sjustbefriends, butIthinkIwouldjustthinkabouthisdickallthetime,sogoodbye thenshetoldmedickyIdon'treallyknowwhattosay becauseIdatedthisdudeinsecondgrade soIdon'tknowabouthisdick,nowlet'sgohomeandgetyoulaiddd andthenItookhertomacrib,andyouknowthatwebellyslapped andIgaveheranOlikeIwassellingcrack,andwhenIcame, Ipulledoutandnuttedalloverherleftthighhh.Awwdamn. Verse 1

Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell

And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell

And I don't fall for chickens

But this one a little different

Body sickening,

plus she really good at making breaded chicken

got me thinkin she the one man

even fully clothed, shawty really fun man

get a lotta hos, but none of those come close

I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd

oh yeah there's one more thing

and I know this shit gonna sound insane

but I still haven't hit it

I admit it, I wish I was kidding

Never been up inside before

Because shes only fucked one guy before

and though I really wanna boink this whore

she ma sweetie 3.14

so I'm stayin patient, and masturbating,

and now ma heart is sorta racing

cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out

I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,

and he seem to know who Katie is

So I say "who this" and she say

dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"

Chorus 1

and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes

cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod

Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god

And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww

Awww damn

Verse 2

Man this is crazy

I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady

I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades

And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay

And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay

Even though I was about to get laid!

Man this mafucka look like Ashton

Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman

In other words, he's so damn attractive

So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him

now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him

And he payin for it all, he investment bankin...

I'm acting, like i ain't distracted

but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin

and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss

mid stream, I look left and guess who it is

and I had to see, and I was mad discrete

and I got on my toes and I took a little peek

oh my god becky, look at that cock

Chorus 2

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes

Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life

And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate

Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate

And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt

Aw damn

Verse 3

I don't know what to do

dude's dick is really huge

I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth

I know she's missin that

My penis isn't that

I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a dick

Now what the fuck is that

It's so long and thick

It's like a punching bag

I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing

Got ma dick looking like a raisin

Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy

What the fuck should I do?

He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru....

I think it's time to

Tell Katie ma goodbyes

Cuz I simply can't survive

After seeing what was in between his thighs

So I tell her

Chorus 3

that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend

I had to move ma neck to see it end to end

I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

Because the sex with him must have been the best

And I would say let's just be friends,

but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say

because I dated this dude in second grade

so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd

and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped

and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came,

I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn.

現(xiàn)在我是數(shù)據(jù)輸入器這個(gè)女孩叫凱蒂,她熱得像地獄

和她體瘋狂,陰道剃不聞

,我不喜歡雞

但是這一次有些不同

身體生病,

加上她擅長做面包雞

一個(gè)人我thinkin她了

即使穿著衣服,美女真的有趣的人

許多女人,但沒有一次接近

我發(fā)誓我最感到如此該死的exposedddd

哦還有一件事

我知道這聽起來便會(huì)瘋狂

但是我還沒有達(dá)到它

我承認(rèn),我希望我是在開玩笑

沒有內(nèi)部

因?yàn)樗�只詛咒一個(gè)人

雖然我真的想波英克這妓女

她媽媽親愛的3.14

所以我在病人停留期間,自慰,

現(xiàn)在馬心可以說是賽車

因?yàn)樗�說今晚將是晚上我們做一些人私通

布特地獄是的,我下來,我全力以赴

我要瘋狂的英鎊,像一個(gè)精致的黑人握手

但是在床上,我們通過這個(gè)孩子,

他似乎知道凱蒂是誰

所以我說“這”,她說

易碎的,這是我的前男友吉姆�！�

合唱1

通常和我不是一個(gè)嫉妒的類型

但正如我在看這家伙我不能相信我的眼睛

因?yàn)樗�是最好的男�?我看到在我的整個(gè)生活

他有最厚的頭發(fā),輪廓分明的下巴,一個(gè)令人震驚的人

男人這最接近我看到希臘的神

馬,現(xiàn)在我在看小雞,因?yàn)樗�的迪克已�?jīng)在她的rawww

幸福的該死的

2節(jié)

人這是瘋狂的

我不相信這個(gè)家伙用來操馬女士

我敢打賭他離開,貓咪像海地蹂躪

凱蒂的huggin和擠壓他的肩胛骨

我是布,惡心,這不是好的

然后他們說,“讓我們把飲料”所以我說好的

盡管我正要上床!

男人這mafucka阿什頓的樣子

結(jié)合智慧李爾休·杰克曼

換句話說,他是如此的有吸引力

如此該死的譚他得有點(diǎn)黑他

現(xiàn)在我在他機(jī)智,sippin一些牦牛機(jī)智他

他本,他投資bankin……

我表演,像我不是分心

但我和凱蒂bangin重演他

現(xiàn)在我這個(gè)顏色很生氣,所以我去小便

中期流,我看,猜猜它是誰

我已經(jīng)看到,我瘋了離散

我有在我的腳趾頭上了,小偷看

哦我的上帝貝基,看那公雞

合唱2

通常和我不是一個(gè)嫉妒的類型

但是我在看他的迪克,我不能相信我的眼睛

因?yàn)樗�有最大的公雞,我看到在我的整個(gè)生活

現(xiàn)在我在這家伙的軟starin迪克與許多仇恨

因?yàn)楣肥杭?喬恩和凱特

馬,我不知道如果我能約會(huì)女孩tonighttttt之后

哦該死的

3節(jié)

我不知道該做什么

老兄的迪克非常大

我不知道陰莖會(huì)如此順利

我知道她missin

我的陰莖不是

我咽下我認(rèn)為他的迪克abs

迪克六塊

那他媽的是什么

它是如此長和厚

就像一個(gè)出氣筒

我說它太剃了,頭是驚人的

馬有迪克看上去像一粒葡萄干

膚色瘋狂,他的掛像薩達(dá)姆侯賽因,craazzy

我他媽的應(yīng)該做什么?

他得露絲的克里斯•迪克和我的一個(gè)驅(qū)動(dòng)器通過....

我認(rèn)為它的時(shí)候了

馬告訴凱蒂道別

因?yàn)槲覠o法生存

在看到什么在他的大腿之間

所以我告訴她

合唱3

這家伙得的迪克,我不理解

我不得不移動(dòng)馬脖子上看到它

我的意思是他迪克的物理就沒有任何意義

我認(rèn)為這是最好的如果這結(jié)束

因?yàn)楹退�一起的性一定是最好�?p>

和我想說我們只是朋友,

但我認(rèn)為我只會(huì)考慮他的迪克,所以再見

然后她告訴我易碎的我真的不知道該說什么

因?yàn)槲以诙�年�?jí)這家伙約會(huì)

所以我不知道關(guān)于他的迪克,現(xiàn)在,讓我們回家,讓你laiddd

馬,然后我?guī)�她去床�?你知道,我們的肚子了

我給了她一個(gè)啊,好像我是賣裂紋,到我來的時(shí)候,

我退出,她的左手thighhh采堅(jiān)果。哦該死的。

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